Where'd that basket full of onions go?
-Do I look like a cop? No clue.

-Are you high?
No...
-Do I look like a cop? Gimme some!

I just don't understand why they'd do something like that...
-Do I look like a cop? I'm not here to listen to your ramblings on kids these days.

I can't see!
-Do I look like a cop? Can't help you.

Sometimes I wonder what would've happened...
-Do I look like a cop? That's for Scooby and the gang, or the Brady Bunch, CIA Twins, y'know.

I just don't know what to do!
-Do I look like a cop? I scan radiators and plastic alligators. Do I look like I carry a set of keys?

Can you take out the garbage?
-Do I look like a cop? I don't deal with that kind of stuff...

The mission is being constipated, in death it will fear no name and shed no tears of shame.
-Do I look like a cop? Bolsheviks, the Union's falling. I take it you forgot your hair?